Dear PETA,

I killed a fly today. Actually, I killed two flies today (and many more to come). Okay, I'm all for being nice to animals; those that are big & those that are small; those with fur and some not at all but I do draw the line on flies! And just what does Buddha have to do with anything? Didn't God give us dominion over all creatures? I can't believe your organization even wasted the time berating President Obama for ending the life of a fly. But just so you're not too mad, I probably increased the fly population by 3000 by leaving a couple of dead birds out to rot in my backyard so, I've got a few more "at bats" before you put up my picture on the "most wanted" wall!

Sincerely,


A Fly Hater